Certificate of (Lack of) Achievement (NSFW)

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Present this certificate to any and all deserving recipients at any appropriate time!  Easy to print at home!  Suitable for framing!

Can’t present the certificate in person?  Not a problem!  Simply share this link and encourage the recipients to print out their own copies and fill in the details!

Suggested Recipients:

  • Comment section trolls
  • Donald Drumpf supporters
  • Shitty webcomic creators*
  • People who share stupid bullshit on Facebook without checking snopes.com
  • Anyone who uses the term “sheeple” without a trace of irony
  • Your boss**
  • …and anyone in need of clarification as to whether or not anyone gives a fuck!

(Note:  There will be some overlap between recipients)

*I already have plenty, and for me it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion anyway, so I don’t need any more.  Still, I appreciate you immediately thinking of me.

**Journey Into Mediocrity is not responsible for any loss of employment.  Or punches to the head.

 

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Jon Maki

Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.

2 thoughts on “Certificate of (Lack of) Achievement (NSFW)”

  1. I LOVE IT! I created something kinda similar, years ago when I was fed up with people who take advantage of other people’s kindness, and then get a bad attitude towards them. I made business cards to hand out to these rude people that said “You’re Fucking Welcome” and the font was all pretty like Bickham Script or something. And that’s all the card said.

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