That pesky 13th Amendment prevents you from owning other people – for now – but that doesn’t mean you can’t own the libs!
When they see you doing the dumbest fucking thing imaginable, like walking around in a diaper, or…or whatever the hell Laura Ingraham was doing with that steak, those loony libs will see how ridiculous they look!
Do your part! Do whatever dumbass thing pops into your head and maybe you can win an Angle of your own!
If they point at you and laugh and say things like, “Jesus Christ, you are a fucking idiot,” you know you’ve triggered ’em!
