(Click to enlarge...if you dare) Colu Bega? (As should be clear, to the tune of "Mambo No. 5") Look, I'm…
'Oh, and if you go to the Iceberg Lounge, you'll find that Penguin is off his meds." Fortunately for Joker,…
Just pull the plug while you're at it. The rerun would be even worse than the original. Speaking of reruns,…
"Ziggy says you gotta leap back and prevent Jon from making this comic." I wrote this joke in a post…
"I'll give you a Werther's Original after you dewit!" I watched a reaction to Episode IX today and the idea…
We like to keep things topical here. Yes, it's been years since my last post, but it says "infrequent" right…
Like any sensible and not-at-all-ridiculous person man, I never eat a cookie if I don't know what kind of genitalia…
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"And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin…
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