Alleged Humor

Comforting Lies #1

Comforting Lie #2: "Maybe people will find this relatable."    

6 years ago

…I Mean, I Just Wanted To Learn About The FEC Or Whatever…

"And then he went after his 'Business Daddy' AT&T. Totally castrated them!""Wait, literally or metaphorically?""...both?" I bet there would be…

6 years ago

Full Potential

(Click the image to achieve its full potential.) "Still, seems like a shame to let this serum go to waste,…

6 years ago

Oh, Say Can You See…Like, AT ALL?

"Many people are saying I have 20/20 vision. Some say 20/10. Others say I have telescopic vision, like Superman. Which…

6 years ago

Keep Quiet

Shhhhh! I'd enable comments on this one, but I like to keep things quiet.

6 years ago

Ain’t That Tough Enough

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do you think the FAKE NEWS has treated your favorite President (me) fairly?…

6 years ago

The Revolution Will Be Totally Tubular

The people - and turtles and rats - will seize the means of production...of the Ooze. Cowabunga, comrade!

6 years ago

You Say Tomato, I say War Crimes…

It's like I always say, "Live and let live...until the axe murderer you tried to be friends with hacks you…

6 years ago

Move The Swamp To The Border?

Paid for by CPAC - Crocodilian Political Action Committee DIG THAT MOAT! DIG THAT MOAT! DIG THAT MOAT!

6 years ago