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“I Just Thank God It Wasn’t A Meatball Sub”

“If it had been multigrain bread, I might not have made it home.”
#FuckICE

Context for those who need it:

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says."I could smell the onions and mustard."

— Dave Jamieson (@jamieson.bsky.social) 2025-11-04T15:32:59.929Z

With the sincerest apologies to and the greatest of admiration for Joe Kubert.

Here’s the issue I used as a reference image:

Jon Maki

Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.

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