Categories: Alleged Humor

My Wish For The New Year

Maybe I should make a resolution to get better at coming up with inspirational messages in the new year?

Happy New Year! Here’s to 2019 sucking less than 2018 did! To help make that happens, start holding people accountable and calling them out when they need it. Make them own their shit – and eat it, if need be – and let them know when they need to get the fuck over themselves.

In the meantime, have fun, stay safe, and, just in case you need to be told, eat shit and go fuck yourself!

See you in 2019!

Jon Maki

Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.

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