This Is A (Gingerbread) Man’s World

4 years ago

Like any sensible and not-at-all-ridiculous person man, I never eat a cookie if I don't know what kind of genitalia…

You Can (Still) Do It

4 years ago

(Click to enlarge)Here's me talking about the same thing five years ago, when my sobriety turned old enough to drive…

Disposable Heroes

5 years ago

Coming soon to a theater that absolutely should not be reopening yet. It's worth noting that the Treasury Secretary was…

“The Cure Can’t Be Worse Than The Disease.”

5 years ago

"And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin…

The Stars THEIR Destination

6 years ago

Don’t think of it as being incinerated, think of it as a vacation to the hottest, most exclusive destination!

Comforting Lies #1

6 years ago

Comforting Lie #2: "Maybe people will find this relatable."    

…I Mean, I Just Wanted To Learn About The FEC Or Whatever…

6 years ago

"And then he went after his 'Business Daddy' AT&T. Totally castrated them!""Wait, literally or metaphorically?""...both?" I bet there would be…

Full Potential

6 years ago

(Click the image to achieve its full potential.) "Still, seems like a shame to let this serum go to waste,…

Oh, Say Can You See…Like, AT ALL?

6 years ago

"Many people are saying I have 20/20 vision. Some say 20/10. Others say I have telescopic vision, like Superman. Which…