{"id":1000,"date":"2025-01-17T15:16:21","date_gmt":"2025-01-17T20:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1000"},"modified":"2025-01-17T15:18:38","modified_gmt":"2025-01-17T20:18:38","slug":"gross-old-perverts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1000","title":{"rendered":"Gross Old Perverts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"632\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"1001\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1001\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?fit=1000%2C1621&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,1621\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"GOP\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?fit=632%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?resize=632%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1001\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?resize=632%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 632w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?resize=185%2C300&amp;ssl=1 185w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?resize=768%2C1245&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?resize=948%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 948w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/01\/GOP.png?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>We know what they <em>really<\/em> stand for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We know what they really stand for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-politics","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-g8","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":391,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=391","url_meta":{"origin":1000,"position":0},"title":"Wait, Stars AND Stripes?","author":"Jon Maki","date":"September 8, 2018","format":"image","excerpt":"If you really want to know how diversity is strength, maybe try looking up \"consanguinity\" sometime... \"...the emblem of the land I love, the home of the free and the brave?\" Ugh, again with the forced diversity. 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