{"id":1017,"date":"2025-03-29T19:22:29","date_gmt":"2025-03-29T23:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2025-10-24T20:53:09","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T00:53:09","slug":"super-hero-singalong-no-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1017","title":{"rendered":"Super Hero Singalong No. 5"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(Click to enlarge&#8230;if you dare)<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/Singalong5b.png?ssl=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\" noreferrer noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"418\" data-attachment-id=\"1018\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1018\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/Singalong5b.png?fit=1000%2C633&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1000,633\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Singalong5b\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/Singalong5b.png?fit=660%2C418&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/03\/Singalong5b.png?resize=660%2C418&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Ladies and gentlentities, this is Brainiac number 5\nNot one, two, three or four but 5, everybody in the Time Sphere, set for the past\nOn through the ages through the Time Barrier\nCosmic Boy wants to visit 1492\nSee Columbus sailing, but that's such a bore\nWant to see that super girl, the one I adore\n\nI like Kara, or call her Linda - 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