{"id":109,"date":"2016-09-05T20:42:37","date_gmt":"2016-09-05T20:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=109"},"modified":"2016-09-05T20:42:37","modified_gmt":"2016-09-05T20:42:37","slug":"some-unfriendly-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Some Unfriendly Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_110\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-110\" style=\"width: 603px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"110\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=110\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?fit=1942%2C3300&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1942,3300\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Headphones\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Picture of a woman wearing headphones.  Text above says &amp;#8220;How to talk to a woman who is wearing headphones:&amp;#8221;&lt;br \/&gt;\nText below says, in bold font, &amp;#8220;Don&amp;#8217;t.&amp;#8221;&lt;br \/&gt;\nPicture of the same woman without headphones.  Text above the woman says, &amp;#8220;How to talk to a woman who isn&amp;#8217;t wearing headphones:&amp;#8221;  Same bold &amp;#8220;Don&amp;#8217;t&amp;#8221; in answer.&lt;br \/&gt;\nBelow that it says, &amp;#8220;Just don&amp;#8217;t talk to anyone.  Ever.&amp;#8221;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Seriously, though &amp;#8211; let them be.  If they really wanted to talk to you they &amp;#8211; wait, why would they want to talk to you?&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?fit=603%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-110\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones-603x1024.png?resize=603%2C1024\" alt=\"Seriously, though - let them be.  If they really wanted to talk to you they - wait, why would they want to talk to you?\" width=\"603\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?resize=603%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 603w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?resize=177%2C300&amp;ssl=1 177w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?resize=768%2C1305&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?w=1942&amp;ssl=1 1942w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/09\/Headphones.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 603px) 100vw, 603px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-110\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seriously, though &#8211; let them enjoy whatever they&#8217;re listening to. If they really wanted to talk to you they &#8211; wait, <em>why<\/em> would they want to talk to you?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,22],"tags":[26,24,25],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","category-psa","tag-antisocial","tag-late-to-the-party","tag-memes","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-1L","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":186,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=186","url_meta":{"origin":109,"position":0},"title":"Shazam!","author":"Jon Maki","date":"June 23, 2017","format":"image","excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Alleged Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Alleged Humor","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam-663x1024.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam-663x1024.png?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam-663x1024.png?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}