{"id":1124,"date":"2025-11-04T15:33:57","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T20:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2025-11-04T21:42:00","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T02:42:00","slug":"i-just-thank-god-it-wasnt-a-meatball-sub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1124","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Just Thank God It Wasn&#8217;t A Meatball Sub&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/sgtrock2.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"1044\" data-attachment-id=\"1129\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1129\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/sgtrock2.png?fit=1264%2C2000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1264,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sgtrock2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/sgtrock2.png?fit=647%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/sgtrock2.png?resize=660%2C1044&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1129\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/sgtrock2.png?w=1264&amp;ssl=1 1264w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/sgtrock2.png?resize=190%2C300&amp;ssl=1 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;If it had been multigrain bread, I might not have made it home.&#8221;<br>#FuckICE<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Context for those who need it:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-bluesky-social wp-block-embed-bluesky-social\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"bluesky-embed\" data-bluesky-uri=\"at:\/\/did:plc:4vsredzl23vimaneyvzxzrdq\/app.bsky.feed.post\/3m4su7zwui224\" data-bluesky-cid=\"bafyreigccicpccechxc45bcxg4y2im3x7yt7xnwuj6db55tbiiqhgvejem\"><p lang=\"en\">Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.The sandwich came apart and &#34;kind of exploded&#34; on his chest upon impact, he says.&#34;I could smell the onions and mustard.&#34;<\/p>&mdash; <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:4vsredzl23vimaneyvzxzrdq?ref_src=embed\">Dave Jamieson (@jamieson.bsky.social)<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:4vsredzl23vimaneyvzxzrdq\/post\/3m4su7zwui224?ref_src=embed\">2025-11-04T15:32:59.929Z<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/embed.bsky.app\/static\/embed.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With the sincerest apologies to and the <strong><em>greatest<\/em><\/strong> of admiration for Joe Kubert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here&#8217;s the issue I used as a reference image:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/rock.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"506\" height=\"800\" data-attachment-id=\"1125\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1125\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/rock.png?fit=506%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"506,800\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"rock\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/rock.png?fit=506%2C800&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/rock.png?resize=506%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/rock.png?w=506&amp;ssl=1 506w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/11\/rock.png?resize=190%2C300&amp;ssl=1 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 506px) 100vw, 506px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Context for those who need it: With the sincerest apologies to and the greatest of admiration for Joe Kubert. 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