{"id":1159,"date":"2025-12-26T11:39:24","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T16:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2025-12-26T11:39:26","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T16:39:26","slug":"thats-the-strangest-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1159","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s The Strangest Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"626\" data-attachment-id=\"1158\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1158\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?fit=949%2C900&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"949,900\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"vecna\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?fit=660%2C626&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?resize=660%2C626&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?w=949&amp;ssl=1 949w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?resize=300%2C285&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2025\/12\/vecna.jpg?resize=768%2C728&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;Is <em>that <\/em>what you call me? 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