{"id":1184,"date":"2026-05-08T15:17:55","date_gmt":"2026-05-08T19:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2026-05-08T15:17:58","modified_gmt":"2026-05-08T19:17:58","slug":"mysterio-sounds-trustworthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Mysterio?&#8221; Sounds Trustworthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"524\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"1183\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1183\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?fit=800%2C1562&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1562\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"mysterio\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?fit=524%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?resize=524%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?resize=524%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 524w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?resize=154%2C300&amp;ssl=1 154w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?resize=768%2C1500&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?resize=787%2C1536&amp;ssl=1 787w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2026\/05\/mysterio.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 524px) 100vw, 524px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8220;Listen, I <em>really<\/em> want to make time with MJ, all right? 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