{"id":132,"date":"2016-11-05T00:55:16","date_gmt":"2016-11-05T00:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=132"},"modified":"2016-11-05T00:55:16","modified_gmt":"2016-11-05T00:55:16","slug":"she-bludgeoned-me-w-linguistics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"She Bludgeoned Me W\/ Linguistics?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_133\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-133\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Dolby.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"133\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=133\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Dolby.png?fit=1350%2C1001&amp;ssl=1\" 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width=\"660\" height=\"489\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Dolby.png?resize=1024%2C759&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Dolby.png?resize=300%2C222&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Dolby.png?resize=768%2C569&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Dolby.png?w=1350&amp;ssl=1 1350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-133\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Doo doo dooo [fart 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