{"id":143,"date":"2016-11-26T00:56:35","date_gmt":"2016-11-26T00:56:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=143"},"modified":"2016-11-26T03:52:20","modified_gmt":"2016-11-26T03:52:20","slug":"and-hes-all-out-of-bubble-gum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;And He&#8217;s All Out Of Bubble Gum"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_144\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-144\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/11\/Bazooka.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"144\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=144\" 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