{"id":15,"date":"2015-09-13T20:53:12","date_gmt":"2015-09-13T20:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=15"},"modified":"2016-08-07T16:42:25","modified_gmt":"2016-08-07T16:42:25","slug":"never","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"Never"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=16\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1.png?fit=1173%2C859&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1173,859\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Is it Antidisestablishmentarianism? I never say that. Wait. Dammit.\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1.png?fit=660%2C483&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-16\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1-1024x750.png?resize=660%2C483\" alt=\"Is it Antidisestablishmentarianism? I never say that. Wait. Dammit.\" width=\"660\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1.png?resize=1024%2C750&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1.png?resize=300%2C220&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/strip1.png?w=1173&amp;ssl=1 1173w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(My apologies, but <em>someone<\/em> had to start posting some comics around here&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(My apologies, but someone had to start posting some comics around here&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Never","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6Jh90-never","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1124,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=1124","url_meta":{"origin":15,"position":0},"title":"&#8220;I Just Thank God It Wasn&#8217;t A Meatball Sub&#8221;","author":"Jon Maki","date":"November 4, 2025","format":"image","excerpt":"\"If it had been multigrain bread, I might not have made it home.\"#FuckICE Context for those who need it: https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/jamieson.bsky.social\/post\/3m4su7zwui224 With the sincerest apologies to and the greatest of admiration for Joe Kubert. 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