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…and anyway, even if I ordered one today it wouldn’t actually get here until May.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[39,40,38,41],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","tag-meta","tag-oh-no","tag-surface-studio","tag-unemployment","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-2w","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":405,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=405","url_meta":{"origin":156,"position":0},"title":"Oh, Trump and ERDOGAN","author":"Jon Maki","date":"November 17, 2018","format":"image","excerpt":"Yeah, that makes more sense than Trump and Etrigan. 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