{"id":186,"date":"2017-06-23T02:28:06","date_gmt":"2017-06-23T02:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=186"},"modified":"2017-06-24T02:59:50","modified_gmt":"2017-06-24T02:59:50","slug":"shazam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"Shazam!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_187\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-187\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"187\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=187\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?fit=1456%2C2250&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1456,2250\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"shazam\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Real Talk:  I know you&amp;#8217;re looking at my post-transformation package. There is no way to win with something like that &amp;#8211; there would be comments if I drew it big. There would be jokes made if I drew it big. There would be jokes made if I drew it small. The point is, stop looking at my post-transformation package, you pervs.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?fit=660%2C1019&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-187\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam-663x1024.png?resize=660%2C1019\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"1019\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?resize=663%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 663w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?resize=194%2C300&amp;ssl=1 194w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?resize=768%2C1187&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?w=1456&amp;ssl=1 1456w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/06\/shazam.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-187\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Real Talk: I <em>know<\/em> you&#8217;re looking at my post-transformation package. There is no way to win with something like that. There would be jokes made if I drew it big. There would be jokes made if I drew it small. The point is, stop looking at my post-transformation package, you pervs.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!-- OpenDoorComics --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6Jh90-shazam","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":405,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=405","url_meta":{"origin":186,"position":0},"title":"Oh, Trump and ERDOGAN","author":"Jon Maki","date":"November 17, 2018","format":"image","excerpt":"Yeah, that makes more sense than Trump and Etrigan. 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