{"id":192,"date":"2017-07-03T19:45:40","date_gmt":"2017-07-03T19:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=192"},"modified":"2017-07-03T19:46:13","modified_gmt":"2017-07-03T19:46:13","slug":"internet-comment-threads-are-made-out-of-sheeple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=192","title":{"rendered":"Internet Comment Threads Are Made Out Of Sheeple!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_193\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-193\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"193\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=193\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?fit=1650%2C607&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1650,607\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"soylent\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Oh, um, &amp;#8220;Spoiler Alert,&amp;#8221; I guess. Also, if you&amp;#8217;re thinking, &amp;#8220;But he says that he has proof in that scene,&amp;#8221; congratulations, you don&amp;#8217;t quite grasp humor. Do your own research to find out more about it.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?fit=660%2C243&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-193\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent-1024x377.png?resize=660%2C243\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?resize=1024%2C377&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?resize=300%2C110&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?resize=768%2C283&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?w=1650&amp;ssl=1 1650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/07\/soylent.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-193\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh, um, &#8220;Spoiler Alert,&#8221; I guess. Also, if you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;But he <em>says<\/em> that he has proof in that scene!&#8221; congratulations, you might not <em>quite<\/em> grasp humor. <em>I&#8217;m<\/em> not going to explain it to you, though; do your own research to find out more about it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!-- OpenDoorComics --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || 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