{"id":207,"date":"2017-08-03T16:41:52","date_gmt":"2017-08-03T16:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=207"},"modified":"2025-01-26T22:40:08","modified_gmt":"2025-01-27T03:40:08","slug":"the-greatest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=207","title":{"rendered":"The Greatest"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_208\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-208\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/BlackKnight.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"208\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=208\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/08\/BlackKnight.png?fit=1500%2C1764&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1500,1764\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"BlackKnight\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;ll bite your kneecaps off&amp;#8230;bigly!&amp;#8221;&lt;br \/&gt;\nThis comic made by special request. &amp;#8230;wait, I take special requests? 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