{"id":238,"date":"2017-10-03T19:27:52","date_gmt":"2017-10-03T19:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=238"},"modified":"2025-11-06T14:03:47","modified_gmt":"2025-11-06T19:03:47","slug":"hacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=238","title":{"rendered":"Hacker"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure data-wp-context=\"{&quot;imageId&quot;:&quot;69e2733fedddb&quot;}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" data-wp-key=\"69e2733fedddb\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-lightbox-container\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"1020\" data-attachment-id=\"239\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=239\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/Hacker.jpg?fit=1650%2C2550&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1650,2550\" 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