{"id":26,"date":"2015-09-22T23:46:01","date_gmt":"2015-09-22T23:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=26"},"modified":"2016-08-29T01:11:36","modified_gmt":"2016-08-29T01:11:36","slug":"no-exceptions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"No Exceptions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"27\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=27\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png?fit=1756%2C3000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1756,3000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"Rule 34.  No exceptions.\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png?fit=599%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-27\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me-599x1024.png?resize=599%2C1024\" alt=\"Rule 34. No exceptions.\" width=\"599\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png?resize=599%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 599w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png?resize=176%2C300&amp;ssl=1 176w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png?w=1756&amp;ssl=1 1756w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2015\/09\/not_me.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A &#8220;Family Circus&#8221; joke? Topical!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A &#8220;Family Circus&#8221; joke? 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