{"id":262,"date":"2017-10-17T09:56:17","date_gmt":"2017-10-17T13:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=262"},"modified":"2017-10-17T10:03:10","modified_gmt":"2017-10-17T14:03:10","slug":"i-dont-want-to-start-i-dont-want-to-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=262","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Want To Start. I Don&#8217;t Want To Stop."},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_263\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-263\" style=\"width: 411px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"263\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=263\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg?fit=1023%2C2550&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1023,2550\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"shower\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;One is kind of a function of the other; I don&amp;#8217;t want to start, because I don&amp;#8217;t want it to end.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg?fit=411%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-263\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower-411x1024.jpg?resize=411%2C1024\" alt=\"\" width=\"411\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg?resize=411%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 411w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg?resize=120%2C300&amp;ssl=1 120w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg?resize=768%2C1914&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2017\/10\/shower.jpg?w=1023&amp;ssl=1 1023w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 411px) 100vw, 411px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-263\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">One is kind of a function of the other; I don&#8217;t want to start, because I don&#8217;t want it to end.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!-- OpenDoorComics --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-4e","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":456,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=456","url_meta":{"origin":262,"position":0},"title":"Learn Your ABCs","author":"Jon Maki","date":"April 16, 2019","format":"image","excerpt":"Simple as 1, 2, 3:1. 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