{"id":307,"date":"2018-01-29T10:35:27","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T15:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=307"},"modified":"2019-11-01T12:08:22","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T16:08:22","slug":"the-one-constant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"The One Constant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"598\" height=\"2250\" data-attachment-id=\"308\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=308\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/01\/Pee.png?fit=598%2C2250&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"598,2250\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Pee\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;The only unrealistic part of this scenario is the notion that anyone would bother keeping my ashes.&lt;br \/&gt;\nHey, you! Did you know that you, personally, could have had your name mentioned in a funny (allegedly) comment right here, in this space? It could have happened, if you were a patron.&lt;br \/&gt;\nBut you&amp;#8217;re not, so it didn&amp;#8217;t.&lt;br \/&gt;\nOh, sure, you might say, &amp;#8220;I wouldn&amp;#8217;t want to be mentioned in a dumb comic about pee.&amp;#8221;&lt;br \/&gt;\nTo which I say, &amp;#8220;Good, because you didn&amp;#8217;t get to be, because you&amp;#8217;re not a patron.&amp;#8221;&lt;br \/&gt;\nThen it just escalates from there. I say hurtful things about you that I don&amp;#8217;t mean. You say hurtful things about me that you do mean.&lt;br \/&gt;\nSo how can we avoid that whole mess? Well, you could become a patron&amp;#8230;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/01\/Pee.png?fit=272%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/01\/Pee.png?resize=598%2C2250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/01\/Pee.png?w=598&amp;ssl=1 598w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/01\/Pee.png?resize=80%2C300&amp;ssl=1 80w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/01\/Pee.png?resize=272%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 598px) 100vw, 598px\" \/><figcaption>The only unrealistic part of this scenario is the notion that anyone would bother keeping my ashes. <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Hey, did you know there are a lot of ways you can support me, and, more  importantly, the dream that is <strong>OpenDoor Comics<\/strong>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well&#8230;there are! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Check out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/blog\/a-stall\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"this post (opens in a new tab)\">this post<\/a> to learn more!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, did you know there are a lot of ways you can support me, and, more importantly, the dream that is OpenDoor Comics? 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