{"id":325,"date":"2018-02-26T21:12:42","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T02:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=325"},"modified":"2025-09-26T10:19:16","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T14:19:16","slug":"super-hero-singalong-no-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"Super Hero Singalong No. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_329\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-329\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"329\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=329\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg?fit=1063%2C1593&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1063,1593\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DeadIfDry\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;(To the tune of &amp;#8220;Wanted Dead or Alive&amp;#8221; by Bon Jovi. After all, he is *ahem* slippery when wet. &amp;#8230;I&amp;#8217;ll show myself out.)&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg?fit=660%2C990&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-329\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry-683x1024.jpg?resize=660%2C990\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"990\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg?resize=768%2C1151&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/02\/DeadIfDry.jpg?w=1063&amp;ssl=1 1063w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-329\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">(To the tune of &#8220;Wanted Dead or Alive&#8221; by Bon Jovi. After all, Aquaman is *ahem* <em>slippery when wet<\/em>. &#8230;I&#8217;ll show myself out.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Want to see more of these clever song parodies? No? Well, too bad; there will (probably) be more.\u00a0 The good news is you probably won&#8217;t see them anyway, as you probably aren&#8217;t even seeing <em>this<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!-- OpenDoorComics --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script><br \/>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});<br \/>\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to see more of these clever song parodies? No? Well, too bad; there will (probably) be more.\u00a0 The good news is you probably won&#8217;t see them anyway, as you probably aren&#8217;t even seeing this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","category-super-hero-singalong","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-5f","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":446,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=446","url_meta":{"origin":325,"position":0},"title":"Super Hero Singalong No. 3","author":"Jon Maki","date":"March 31, 2019","format":"image","excerpt":"(To the tune of \"People are Strange,\" of course. 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