{"id":337,"date":"2018-03-03T20:50:09","date_gmt":"2018-03-04T01:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=337"},"modified":"2025-10-24T20:54:26","modified_gmt":"2025-10-25T00:54:26","slug":"super-hero-singalong-no-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=337","title":{"rendered":"Super Hero Singalong No. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"481\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"338\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=338\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png?fit=968%2C2061&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"968,2061\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"LongLiveTheLegion\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Karaoke Kid died in the epic battle with the Song-Eater.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png?fit=481%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion-481x1024.png?resize=481%2C1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png?resize=481%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 481w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png?resize=141%2C300&amp;ssl=1 141w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png?resize=768%2C1635&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/03\/LongLiveTheLegion.png?w=968&amp;ssl=1 968w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 481px) 100vw, 481px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Karaoke Kid later died heroically in the epic battle with the Song-Eater.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>(Click the image to make it grow like Colossal Boy.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To the tune of &#8220;Don&#8217;t Stop Believing,&#8221; of course, as is only fitting, here on <em><strong>Journey<\/strong> <\/em>Into Mediocrity. As is also fitting, this parody matches the level of earnestness of the original. And that level is &#8220;Painfully.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I know, I know &#8211; <em>everyone<\/em> does a riff on the iconic cover to <em>Adventure Comics<\/em> #247 eventually. This isn&#8217;t even my first. But it was too thematically perfect for this <strong>Singalong<\/strong>, so it was impossible to avoid. Though the argument could &#8211; and no doubt <em>will<\/em> &#8211; be made that I should have just avoided doing this <strong>Singalong<\/strong> in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I know their &#8220;Super-Hero Club House&#8221; wasn&#8217;t on the cover, but I wanted to include it. And yes, I know that Flight Rings didn&#8217;t exist yet in those days before Legion lore solidified and Garth was still called &#8220;Lightning Boy&#8221; and Rokk wore that fishbowl on his head. All I can say in my defense is, &#8220;Shut up, nerd.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Click the image to make it grow like Colossal Boy.) To the tune of &#8220;Don&#8217;t Stop Believing,&#8221; of course, as is only fitting, here on Journey Into Mediocrity. As is also fitting, this parody matches the level of earnestness of the original. And that level is &#8220;Painfully.&#8221; I know, I know &#8211; everyone does a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=337\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Super Hero Singalong No. 2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,11,50],"tags":[75],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","category-nerd","category-super-hero-singalong","tag-legion-of-super-heroes","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-5r","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":446,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=446","url_meta":{"origin":337,"position":0},"title":"Super Hero Singalong No. 3","author":"Jon Maki","date":"March 31, 2019","format":"image","excerpt":"(To the tune of \"People are Strange,\" of course. 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