{"id":371,"date":"2018-07-16T13:53:46","date_gmt":"2018-07-16T17:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=371"},"modified":"2018-07-16T13:53:46","modified_gmt":"2018-07-16T17:53:46","slug":"the-russian-remake-of-the-office-is-terrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=371","title":{"rendered":"The Russian Remake Of &#8220;The Office&#8221; Is Terrible"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_372\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-372\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"372\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=372\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg?fit=1185%2C1102&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1185,1102\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"theovaloffice\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;(Cut to John Kelly making a face at the camera.)&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg?fit=660%2C614&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-372\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice-1024x952.jpg?resize=660%2C614\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg?resize=1024%2C952&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg?resize=300%2C279&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg?resize=768%2C714&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/theovaloffice.jpg?w=1185&amp;ssl=1 1185w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-372\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cut to John Kelly mugging for the camera.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>(Imagine the theme for the American version of\u00a0<em>The Office<\/em> being played on a\u00a0balalaika.)<\/p>\n<p>We would <em>definitely<\/em> benefit from someone putting Trump&#8217;s phone in Jell-O.<\/p>\n<p>(Here is some more text to keep the raw ad code from displaying on Facebook.)<\/p>\n<p>(And some more.)<\/p>\n<p>(Is this enough?)<\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Imagine the theme for the American version of\u00a0The Office being played on a\u00a0balalaika.) We would definitely benefit from someone putting Trump&#8217;s phone in Jell-O. (Here is some more text to keep the raw ad code from displaying on Facebook.) (And some more.) 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