{"id":375,"date":"2018-07-19T19:13:35","date_gmt":"2018-07-19T23:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=375"},"modified":"2018-07-19T19:13:35","modified_gmt":"2018-07-19T23:13:35","slug":"time-tested-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=375","title":{"rendered":"Time-Tested Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_376\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-376\" style=\"width: 545px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"376\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=376\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg?fit=1064%2C2000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1064,2000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"stopped\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;And clocks that are poorly-rendered in Photoshop are NEVER right.,&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg?fit=545%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-large wp-image-376\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped-545x1024.jpg?resize=545%2C1024\" alt=\"\" width=\"545\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg?resize=545%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 545w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg?resize=160%2C300&amp;ssl=1 160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg?resize=768%2C1444&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/stopped.jpg?w=1064&amp;ssl=1 1064w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 545px) 100vw, 545px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-376\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And clocks that are poorly-rendered in Photoshop are NEVER right.,<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right &#8211; a joke about <em>clocks<\/em>. That&#8217;s the level you&#8217;re getting here, folks.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, maybe things would improve if, oh, I don&#8217;t know, you were to lend a little financial support via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/opendoor\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Patreon<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.me\/opendoorcomics\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">PayPal<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s that <em>other<\/em> famous old saying about a fool and his money soon parting, but I&#8217;ve been at this for a while, so you&#8217;ve proven that you&#8217;re very clearly no fool. So why not part with some money?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics --><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><br \/>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Yeah, that&#8217;s right &#8211; a joke about clocks. That&#8217;s the level you&#8217;re getting here, folks. I mean, maybe things would improve if, oh, I don&#8217;t know, you were to lend a little financial support via Patreon or PayPal? There&#8217;s that other famous old saying about a fool and his money soon parting, but I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=375\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Time-Tested Wisdom<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-63","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":505,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=505","url_meta":{"origin":375,"position":0},"title":"&#8230;But I Won&#8217;t Do That","author":"Jon Maki","date":"August 31, 2019","format":"image","excerpt":"*And maybe click on an ad while you're at it? 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