{"id":416,"date":"2018-12-31T12:41:42","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T17:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=416"},"modified":"2018-12-31T12:41:48","modified_gmt":"2018-12-31T17:41:48","slug":"my-wish-for-the-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"My Wish For The New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"854\" data-attachment-id=\"419\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=419\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/12\/NYWish.png?fit=773%2C1000&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"773,1000\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"NYWish\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/12\/NYWish.png?fit=660%2C854&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/12\/NYWish.png?resize=660%2C854&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/12\/NYWish.png?w=773&amp;ssl=1 773w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/12\/NYWish.png?resize=232%2C300&amp;ssl=1 232w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/12\/NYWish.png?resize=768%2C994&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption>Maybe I should make a resolution to get better at coming up with inspirational messages in the new year?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy New Year! Here&#8217;s to 2019 sucking less than 2018 did! To help make that happens, start holding people accountable and calling them out when they need it. Make them own their shit &#8211; and <em>eat it<\/em>, if need be &#8211; and let them know when they need to get the fuck over themselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the meantime, have fun, stay safe, and, just in case you need to be told, eat shit and go fuck yourself!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>See you in 2019!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async=\"\" src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year! Here&#8217;s to 2019 sucking less than 2018 did! To help make that happens, start holding people accountable and calling them out when they need it. Make them own their shit &#8211; and eat it, if need be &#8211; and let them know when they need to get the fuck over themselves. In &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=416\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My Wish For The New Year<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[55,56],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","tag-inspiration","tag-new-year","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-6I","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":978,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=978","url_meta":{"origin":416,"position":0},"title":"V For Vote","author":"Jon Maki","date":"November 2, 2024","format":"image","excerpt":"Our collective memory seems to be far too short, but there are some things we just can't afford to forget. 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