{"id":456,"date":"2019-04-16T18:40:58","date_gmt":"2019-04-16T22:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=456"},"modified":"2019-04-16T18:45:39","modified_gmt":"2019-04-16T22:45:39","slug":"learn-your-abcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"Learn Your ABCs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1486\" height=\"1394\" data-attachment-id=\"457\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=457\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?fit=1486%2C1394&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1486,1394\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"abc\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?fit=660%2C619&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?fit=660%2C619&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?w=1486&amp;ssl=1 1486w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?resize=300%2C281&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?resize=768%2C720&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?resize=1024%2C961&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/04\/abc.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption>Simple as 1, 2, 3:<br>1. Punch Nazis<br>2. Punch more Nazis<br>3. Keep punching Nazis<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, how much debate do people think we need? Don&#8217;t we eventually reach a point at which we can say, &#8220;We no longer need to debate this,&#8221; and just&#8230;stop?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think we do, and I think that we&#8217;ve definitely reached that point after we&#8217;ve fought an entire war over the subject.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t want to get punched? Then don&#8217;t be a Nazi.&#8221; Seems reasonable to me&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I mean, how much debate do people think we need? Don&#8217;t we eventually reach a point at which we can say, &#8220;We no longer need to debate this,&#8221; and just&#8230;stop? I think we do, and I think that we&#8217;ve definitely reached that point after we&#8217;ve fought an entire war over the subject. &#8220;Don&#8217;t want to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=456\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Learn Your ABCs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-politics","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-7m","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":120,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=120","url_meta":{"origin":456,"position":0},"title":"What The Media REALLY Won&#8217;t Tell You About","author":"Jon Maki","date":"October 2, 2016","format":"image","excerpt":"","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Alleged Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Alleged Humor","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"The next Presidential Debate should focus exclusively on issues relating to Jon and his awesomeness.","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/10\/trending.png?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/10\/trending.png?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/10\/trending.png?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":630,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=630","url_meta":{"origin":456,"position":1},"title":"The Stars THEIR Destination","author":"Jon Maki","date":"April 6, 2020","format":"image","excerpt":"Don\u2019t think of it as being incinerated, think of it as a vacation to the hottest, most exclusive destination!","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Alleged Humor&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Alleged Humor","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?cat=5"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/04\/thestars-1.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/04\/thestars-1.png?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/04\/thestars-1.png?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/04\/thestars-1.png?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":105,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=105","url_meta":{"origin":456,"position":2},"title":"You Can Do It","author":"Jon Maki","date":"August 29, 2016","format":"image","excerpt":"(Click on image to expand) Update in 2018: At this point, it's been eighteen years. 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