{"id":483,"date":"2019-07-05T21:43:15","date_gmt":"2019-07-06T01:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=483"},"modified":"2025-09-26T09:57:21","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T13:57:21","slug":"take-this-comic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=483","title":{"rendered":"Take This Comic&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1126\" height=\"1500\" data-attachment-id=\"484\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=484\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?fit=1126%2C1500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1126,1500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"youngman\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?fit=660%2C879&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?fit=660%2C879&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?w=1126&amp;ssl=1 1126w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?resize=768%2C1023&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?resize=769%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 769w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/07\/youngman.png?resize=350%2C466&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption>Hentai Youngman<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>This occurred to me one night just before I went to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You probably wish I had gone to bed a bit earlier that night, huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This occurred to me one night just before I went to bed. 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