{"id":53,"date":"2016-03-14T23:23:21","date_gmt":"2016-03-14T23:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=53"},"modified":"2019-11-08T15:25:11","modified_gmt":"2019-11-08T20:25:11","slug":"smile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Smile!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_54\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-54\" style=\"width: 476px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-54\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"54\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=54\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?fit=1875%2C4034&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1875,4034\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"smile\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t care if I AM on &amp;#8220;Candid Camera.&amp;#8221;&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?fit=476%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-54 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile-476x1024.png?resize=476%2C1024\" alt=\"I don't care if I AM on &quot;Candid Camera.&quot;\" width=\"476\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?resize=476%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 476w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?resize=139%2C300&amp;ssl=1 139w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?resize=768%2C1652&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?w=1875&amp;ssl=1 1875w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/smile.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-54\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I don&#8217;t care if I <em>am<\/em> on <em>Candid Camera<\/em> &#8211; 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