{"id":543,"date":"2019-10-08T14:07:13","date_gmt":"2019-10-08T18:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=543"},"modified":"2019-10-08T14:07:21","modified_gmt":"2019-10-08T18:07:21","slug":"you-say-tomato-i-say-war-crimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=543","title":{"rendered":"You Say Tomato, I say War Crimes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1550\" height=\"1533\" data-attachment-id=\"544\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=544\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?fit=1550%2C1533&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1550,1533\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"agree2disagree\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?fit=660%2C653&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?fit=660%2C653&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?w=1550&amp;ssl=1 1550w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?resize=300%2C297&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?resize=768%2C760&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?resize=1024%2C1013&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?resize=350%2C346&amp;ssl=1 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/agree2disagree.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption>It&#8217;s like I always say, &#8220;Live and let live&#8230;until the axe murderer you tried to be friends with hacks you to pieces.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Have <em>you <\/em>hugged an axe murderer today? Just because an axe murder doesn&#8217;t see things like whether or not you should be hacked into little pieces the same way you do doesn&#8217;t mean that you can&#8217;t be friends! Be kind to everyone! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\n<!-- OpenDoorComics -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\n     style=\"display:block\"\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\"\n     data-ad-slot=\"4540459023\"\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you hugged an axe murderer today? Just because an axe murder doesn&#8217;t see things like whether or not you should be hacked into little pieces the same way you do doesn&#8217;t mean that you can&#8217;t be friends! Be kind to everyone!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","category-politics","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-8L","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":577,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=577","url_meta":{"origin":543,"position":0},"title":"Oh, Say Can You See&#8230;Like, AT ALL?","author":"Jon Maki","date":"November 23, 2019","format":"image","excerpt":"\"Many people are saying I have 20\/20 vision. 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