{"id":547,"date":"2019-10-12T12:05:40","date_gmt":"2019-10-12T16:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=547"},"modified":"2019-10-12T21:54:11","modified_gmt":"2019-10-13T01:54:11","slug":"the-revolution-will-be-totally-tubular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"The Revolution Will Be Totally Tubular"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1650\" height=\"1790\" data-attachment-id=\"548\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=548\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?fit=1650%2C1790&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1650,1790\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"radicalrat\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?fit=660%2C716&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?fit=660%2C716&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?w=1650&amp;ssl=1 1650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?resize=277%2C300&amp;ssl=1 277w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?resize=768%2C833&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?resize=944%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 944w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?resize=350%2C380&amp;ssl=1 350w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/10\/radicalrat.png?w=1320&amp;ssl=1 1320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><figcaption>The people &#8211; 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