{"id":563,"date":"2019-11-04T13:43:53","date_gmt":"2019-11-04T18:43:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=563"},"modified":"2025-09-28T19:51:32","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T23:51:32","slug":"keep-quiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"Keep Quiet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure data-wp-context=\"{&quot;imageId&quot;:&quot;69dffe15c9cbd&quot;}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" data-wp-key=\"69dffe15c9cbd\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-lightbox-container\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"1046\" data-attachment-id=\"564\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=564\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2019\/11\/quiet.png?fit=1010%2C1600&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1010,1600\" 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\/><button\n\t\t\tclass=\"lightbox-trigger\"\n\t\t\ttype=\"button\"\n\t\t\taria-haspopup=\"dialog\"\n\t\t\taria-label=\"Enlarge\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-init=\"callbacks.initTriggerButton\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-on--click=\"actions.showLightbox\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-style--right=\"state.imageButtonRight\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-style--top=\"state.imageButtonTop\"\n\t\t>\n\t\t\t<svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 12 12\">\n\t\t\t\t<path fill=\"#fff\" d=\"M2 0a2 2 0 0 0-2 2v2h1.5V2a.5.5 0 0 1 .5-.5h2V0H2Zm2 10.5H2a.5.5 0 0 1-.5-.5V8H0v2a2 2 0 0 0 2 2h2v-1.5ZM8 12v-1.5h2a.5.5 0 0 0 .5-.5V8H12v2a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H8Zm2-12a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v2h-1.5V2a.5.5 0 0 0-.5-.5H8V0h2Z\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/svg>\n\t\t<\/button><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Shhhhh!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;d enable comments on this one, but I like to keep things quiet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<script async 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