{"id":57,"date":"2016-03-22T00:30:50","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T00:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=57"},"modified":"2025-08-22T10:03:08","modified_gmt":"2025-08-22T14:03:08","slug":"shirts-vs-skin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Shirts vs. Skin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/shirts-1.png?ssl=1\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-58\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"970\" data-attachment-id=\"1063\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=1063\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/shirts-1.png?fit=686%2C1008&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"686,1008\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"shirts\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/shirts-1.png?fit=660%2C970&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/shirts-1.png?resize=660%2C970&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1063\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/shirts-1.png?w=686&amp;ssl=1 686w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/03\/shirts-1.png?resize=204%2C300&amp;ssl=1 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">The Shirt Formerly Known As T.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Just so you know, the shirt I&#8217;m wearing in the first panel can be purchased via the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/product\/opendoor-comics-logo-shirt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Supply Closet<\/a>. \u00a0I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll look <em>much<\/em> better on you than it does on me, even after <em>multiple<\/em> wearings. \u00a0(But you can still buy <em>several<\/em> just in case!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just so you know, the shirt I&#8217;m wearing in the first panel can be purchased via the Supply Closet. \u00a0I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll look much better on you than it does on me, even after multiple wearings. \u00a0(But you can still buy several just in case!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-V","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":196,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=196","url_meta":{"origin":57,"position":0},"title":"Only a Theory","author":"Jon Maki","date":"July 9, 2017","format":"image","excerpt":"NEVER EVER! 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