{"id":577,"date":"2019-11-23T11:29:45","date_gmt":"2019-11-23T16:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=577"},"modified":"2019-11-23T12:00:15","modified_gmt":"2019-11-23T17:00:15","slug":"oh-say-can-you-see-like-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Say Can You See…Like, AT ALL?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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“Many people are saying I have 20\/20 vision. Some say 20\/10. Others say I have telescopic vision, like Superman. Which is why I don’t need glasses like that FAKE NEWS reporter Clark Kent. Just the best vision possible. Tremendous, big, tippy-top vision. A big, tough, strong man who never cried in his life came up to me with tears in his eyes – eyes that can’t see as well as mine – and said, ‘Sir, thank you for seeing so clearly.'”<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

You know what would be cool? If you could go here<\/a> and see<\/em> the many ways in which you can support OpenDoor Comics<\/strong> and get a better understanding of my vision<\/em> for the platform.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Also, the font I used for Trump’s dialogue is based on his handwriting and was created by BuzzFeed graphic designer Mark Davis. It’s available for free here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And please note that I’m not really mocking his inability to see – without correction, my own eyesight is terrible – but rather the unwarranted vanity that prevents him from admitting to having any kind of “weakness” or to do anything to address the issues he obviously has.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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