{"id":619,"date":"2020-03-10T15:24:35","date_gmt":"2020-03-10T19:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=619"},"modified":"2020-06-08T00:29:56","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T04:29:56","slug":"comforting-lies-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"Comforting Lies #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"620\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=620\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?fit=890%2C1074&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"890,1074\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"lies\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?fit=660%2C796&amp;ssl=1\" class=\" size-full wp-image-620 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?resize=660%2C796&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"lies\" width=\"660\" height=\"796\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?w=890&amp;ssl=1 890w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?resize=249%2C300&amp;ssl=1 249w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?resize=849%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 849w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?resize=768%2C927&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/lies.png?resize=350%2C422&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Comforting Lie #2: &#8220;Maybe people will find this relatable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comforting Lie #2: &#8220;Maybe people will find this relatable.&#8221; 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