{"id":624,"date":"2020-03-24T15:59:55","date_gmt":"2020-03-24T19:59:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=624"},"modified":"2020-03-25T00:26:49","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T04:26:49","slug":"as-nana-falls-the-dow-will-rise-666","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=624","title":{"rendered":"As Nana Falls, The Dow Will Rise 666%!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_625\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-625\" style=\"width: 975px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"625\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=625\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?fit=975%2C669&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"975,669\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"allforyou\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m not saying Donny is the Antichrist, but he and his supporters are anti-Christ.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?fit=660%2C453&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-625\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?resize=660%2C453&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?w=975&amp;ssl=1 975w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?resize=300%2C206&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?resize=768%2C527&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2020\/03\/allforyou.png?resize=350%2C240&amp;ssl=1 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-625\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m not saying Donny is <em>the<\/em> Antichrist, but he and his supporters <em>are<\/em> anti-Christ.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block; 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