{"id":767,"date":"2021-12-19T15:54:36","date_gmt":"2021-12-19T20:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=767"},"modified":"2021-12-19T15:54:41","modified_gmt":"2021-12-19T20:54:41","slug":"this-is-a-gingerbread-mans-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=767","title":{"rendered":"This Is A (Gingerbread) Man&#8217;s World"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/12\/GingerBros.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"660\" height=\"802\" data-attachment-id=\"768\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=768\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/12\/GingerBros.png?fit=823%2C1000&amp;ssl=1\" 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