{"id":959,"date":"2024-09-01T10:00:59","date_gmt":"2024-09-01T14:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=959"},"modified":"2024-09-01T10:08:19","modified_gmt":"2024-09-01T14:08:19","slug":"batman-always-has-a-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=959","title":{"rendered":"Batman ALWAYS Has A Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"581\" height=\"1024\" data-attachment-id=\"960\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?attachment_id=960\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?fit=842%2C1485&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"842,1485\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Wellness\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?fit=581%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?resize=581%2C1024&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"First panel:\nA bruised and bloody Joker says to Batman:\nYou can beat me up all you want, but face it, Batsy...\nThis wouldn't end until you kill me. And you won't do it!\nSecond panel:\nBatman: It's true...I won't killy.\nThird panel: Batman is holding a cell phone that's calling 911\n...but that doesn't mean I'm out of options\nFourth panel: Batman is holding the phone to his ear: Yes, my...friend is having a mental health crisis. He's ast he abandoned amusement park off State Highway 15. Oh, by all means, send lots of cops! the trigger-happier the better!\nJoker looks shocked and horrified.\" class=\"wp-image-960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?resize=581%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 581w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?resize=170%2C300&amp;ssl=1 170w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?resize=768%2C1354&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2024\/09\/Wellness.png?w=842&amp;ssl=1 842w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 581px) 100vw, 581px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8216;Oh, and if you go to the Iceberg Lounge, you&#8217;ll find that Penguin is off his meds.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Fortunately for Joker, the GCPD didn&#8217;t shoot him because he&#8217;s a white guy. The <em>whitest<\/em> guy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is, of course, a serious issue, and we really do need to find a way to deal with mental health issues that doesn&#8217;t involve a bunch of people amped up on fear and their own warrior mythology showing up with guns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fortunately for Joker, the GCPD didn&#8217;t shoot him because he&#8217;s a white guy. The whitest guy. This is, of course, a serious issue, and we really do need to find a way to deal with mental health issues that doesn&#8217;t involve a bunch of people amped up on fear and their own warrior mythology showing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=959\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Batman ALWAYS Has A Plan<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","hentry","category-alleged-humor","category-nerd","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jh90-ft","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":899,"url":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/journey\/?p=899","url_meta":{"origin":959,"position":0},"title":"Whenever We Go Out, The People Always Shout, &#8220;Do You Bleed?&#8221;","author":"Jon Maki","date":"February 9, 2024","format":"image","excerpt":"We like to keep things topical here. 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