Like any sensible and not-at-all-ridiculous person man, I never eat a cookie if I don't know what kind of genitalia…
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"And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin…
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"And then he went after his 'Business Daddy' AT&T. Totally castrated them!""Wait, literally or metaphorically?""...both?" I bet there would be…
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"Many people are saying I have 20/20 vision. Some say 20/10. Others say I have telescopic vision, like Superman. Which…