Keep Quiet

6 years ago

Shhhhh! I'd enable comments on this one, but I like to keep things quiet.

Ain’t That Tough Enough

6 years ago

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do you think the FAKE NEWS has treated your favorite President (me) fairly?…

The Revolution Will Be Totally Tubular

6 years ago

The people - and turtles and rats - will seize the means of production...of the Ooze. Cowabunga, comrade!

You Say Tomato, I say War Crimes…

6 years ago

It's like I always say, "Live and let live...until the axe murderer you tried to be friends with hacks you…

Move The Swamp To The Border?

6 years ago

Paid for by CPAC - Crocodilian Political Action Committee DIG THAT MOAT! DIG THAT MOAT! DIG THAT MOAT!

Honor Their Sacrifice

6 years ago

The dog's character didn't even have a name. It was just listed as "The Dog." "Those statues erected to honor…

Super Hero Singalong No. 4

6 years ago

(To the tune of "Space Oddity.") ...okay, this one was kind of a downer, but aren't they all, in their…

…But I Won’t Do That

6 years ago

*And maybe click on an ad while you're at it? What can you do to support OpenDoor Comics? Lots! Buy…

Take This Comic…

6 years ago

Hentai Youngman This occurred to me one night just before I went to bed. You probably wish I had gone…

Learn Your ABCs

7 years ago

Simple as 1, 2, 3:1. Punch Nazis2. Punch more Nazis3. Keep punching Nazis I mean, how much debate do people…