{"id":2615,"date":"2025-02-14T13:59:07","date_gmt":"2025-02-14T18:59:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/?p=2615"},"modified":"2025-07-26T15:02:01","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T19:02:01","slug":"short-box-you-wont-feel-a-thing-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/2025\/02\/14\/short-box-you-wont-feel-a-thing-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Short Box: You Won&#8217;t Feel A Thing #1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"420\" height=\"548\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2025\/02\/f4_1086503_0_YouWontFeelAThing1B.jpg?resize=420%2C548&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2605\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2025\/02\/f4_1086503_0_YouWontFeelAThing1B.jpg?w=420&amp;ssl=1 420w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2025\/02\/f4_1086503_0_YouWontFeelAThing1B.jpg?resize=230%2C300&amp;ssl=1 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Tula Lota Variant<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Release: Jan 15, 2025<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cover: Dec 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DSTLRY<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Creators<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table class=\"has-fixed-layout\"><tbody><tr><td>Writer<\/td><td>Scott Snyder<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Artist<\/td><td>Jock<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Cover Artist<\/td><td>Tula Lotay<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>If I include the preview when I post this link to Bluesky it will get labeled as having sensitive content due to the exposed skin in the Tula Lotay cover. This will limit its reach &#8211; not that anything I post reaches very far anyway &#8211; as many people have set their accounts to hide anything with such a label, and many of them will not bother to take a look behind the door that Bluesky puts between the post and the user.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mention this because looking behind the door factors into the narrative contained in this story from writer Scott Snyder and artist Jock which focuses on a man named John Reader, a retired FBI Agent living in an assisted living facility in a place that&#8217;s called Harmless but is anything but.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doors that are opened &#8211; ten of them every morning &#8211; are something of a memory exercise for John, who has a tumor growing in his brain. His aide lists a door and gives him a time in his life and asks him what he would see behind the door if he were to open it at that time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We see that his answers to her aren&#8217;t always truthful, particularly when we see the most fateful door-opening in his life when he finds his high school sweetheart &#8211; to whom he was planning to propose &#8211; brutally murdered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While he managed to track down many serial killers in his career, there was one who eluded capture, one no one other than John even believes exists: the man who killed his girlfriend 50 years ago who John has dubbed the &#8220;Chatter Man&#8221; and thinks can be linked to over thirty killings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As John&#8217;s tumor grows and his lapses in memory worsen, matters escalate when the director of the facility is murdered in the same brutal way as the victims of the Chatter Man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s an interesting set up, with characteristically great art from Jock, featuring an unintentionally unreliable narrator who, though he doesn&#8217;t realize it, is himself a prime suspect, given that two of the victims of the Chatter Man are known to him, and he is the only person who has ever seen the Chatter Man &#8211; once, ten years earlier &#8211; or even believes that he exists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hopefully, it doesn&#8217;t go down that obvious route, or if it does it manages to do so in a way that keeps things interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regardless, I&#8217;m looking forward to picking up the next issue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:15% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"518\" height=\"516\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2022\/11\/selfportrait.jpg?resize=518%2C516&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2022\/11\/selfportrait.jpg?w=518&amp;ssl=1 518w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2022\/11\/selfportrait.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/97\/2022\/11\/selfportrait.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>Born and raised in the sparsely populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<script async=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-9581540985996689\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script>\n<!-- Unbagged -->\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-9581540985996689\" data-ad-slot=\"5626726652\" data-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script>\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n<\/script>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tula Lota Variant Release: Jan 15, 2025 Cover: Dec 2024 DSTLRY Creators Writer Scott Snyder&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[66],"tags":[79,108],"class_list":["post-2615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-short-box","tag-dstlry","tag-eisner2025"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peoZaI-Gb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2615"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2619,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2615\/revisions\/2619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.opendoor-comics.com\/unbagged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}