| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s forcing me to imagine Smeagle’s… um…. Precious. … and repeatedly keeps making it worse. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1510266990996250632 |
Submitted Reports
Report #52
| Violation Type: | Gail is telling stories again. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Now that there is a place to document stories, I wish to display the one that terrified me more than any other she’s told, because I still flash back to it now and again! A pleasant story about a nice, lonely doll… |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1395312007566352388 |
Report #51
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She gave the most evil April Fool’s joke ever: saying that she won’t be trolling anyone! Whether it is fakey or true, it’s JUST PLAIN EVIL!(Of course it’s not true; she was talking about young Doc Oc’s proclivities in the very next tweet….) |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1509881673399209990 |
Report #50
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s asking for audience participation in figuring out the worst Newman’s Own product. The audience participation is the *most* painful part of it. AND SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1498239127157829633 |
Report #49
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | From the amount of flames she’s garnering on this one, she may be edging into another banger incident: she wondered if Tears For Fears had any other hits than Shout. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1497750330682994689 |
Report #48
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | Yes |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | Yes |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | Yes, both |
| Detailed Description: | She had a lot to do, so she condensed all her Gail’ness down into one Tweet. Thus managing to tick off all the boxes (except one). |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1496834641650536449 |
Report #47
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail made me think about Aunt May E Girl |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1493236259338158081?t=exVkNpF1glzhGSiNEKClyA&s=19 |
Report #46
| Violation Type: | Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true. |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She is making us think of absurd super bowl commercials |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1492978534037348355?t=4AZd3HVMuUL0x96BNhOjlQ&s=19 |
Updates
1-800-GAIL-BEAR is now on Twitter.
The 2021 Annual Report is now available.
Report #45
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | I was going to let it pass. I was *going* to let it pass. But then, *three hours later*, she had to continue the image and I just…. LOST IT. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1487528162338619394 (Started with https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1487472552662339585 though) |