| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has thrown a burn that will be felt for ages and eons, and somehow does it with farts. |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3m25iop4swk26 |
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #66
| Violation Type: | Gail is telling stories again. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has told the glorious tale of a woman mechanic who absolutely blew the *SOCKS* off some scoffing manosphere idiot.It gets better every. Single. Step. |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3lqe2gtyjjk24 |
Report #65
| Name (Optional): | Kurasu |
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has requested that I think about Namor farts. |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3lzksa4uw622m |
2022 ANNUAL REPORT
The 1-800-GAIL-BEAR 2022 ANNUAL REPORT is now available.
Report #64
| Name (Optional): | Jim |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Boy, she was just mean about Gwen Stacy. Very mean indeed. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1582059009493721096 |
Report #63
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | I don’t know whether this is shenanegans or whether it’s mental image, but it’s a little of both and made me literally “GOD DAMMIT GAIL!” out loud so… Gail’s talking about monster dicks again. No no. Not like that. Like… monster… dicks. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1542146479376240646 |
Report #62
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | …. I’m just kind of scared, honestly. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1526845817880924161 |
Report #61
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | On the ‘JESUS CHRIST, GAIL!’ scale, this one’s pretty high. The *real* reason Shatner was pointing to the thing on the wing will haunt my dreams. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1523567886278664192 |
Report #60
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Video proof of her shenanegans was captured on a security camera! She even brought a friend to party! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/Storyful/status/1520055315646930944 |
Report #59
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s making me, and everyone else, debate over which is the most edible Muppet. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1517789494069526528 |