| Violation Type: | Gail is telling stories again. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s telling us all about the time she brought the wrong ring to Mt. Doom! What a blunder! |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3mcxa2hgogc2a |
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #89
| Violation Type: | Gail is engaging in hooliganism. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | Yes |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is proclaiming that Metallica is a better Canadian band than Rush. She really just wants to watch the world burn! |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3mctt3wdhn22s |
Report #88
| Violation Type: | Gail is engaging in hooliganism. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | More Gail politics!(?) (Gail wonders if the Power Rangers properly reflects giant robot culture) |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3mcu4lrzwwc2s |
Report #87
| Violation Type: | Gail is engaging in hooliganism. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is talking about her Peace Prize and getting all political again! (OK, she’s talking about putting it on her mantle but mantles are political, right?) |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3mcoqw5wkz22q |
Report #86
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | That’s bait, that is….. (Gail saying New York pizza is great while showing a picture of a deep dish). |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3lnvz4gil4c27 |
Report #85
| Violation Type: | Gail is engaging in hooliganism. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail’s dunking on people expertly! |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3mccsj3ezz22l |
Report #84
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail plays with her socks wholesomely. There wasn’t a perfect report to put with it, but I feel this deserved to be known. |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/kylehutchings.bsky.social/post/3mc2g2l3v522k |
Report #83
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is attempting to start an international incident with both Mexico *AND* Great Britain. I’d call it hooliganism, but this is definitely ‘choose violence’ material. (Gail says she learned about Mexican food from the Great British Bake-off with a *TERRIBLE* looking taco-adjacent) |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3mc22owun222x |
Report #82
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | This one’s pure psychic damage and is borderline hooliganism! (Gail asks if it’d be the same if Dobby got condoms) (Also, fuck JKR) |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3many4tsaa22l |
Report #81
| Violation Type: | Gail is engaging in hooliganism. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | By taunting Nintendo over their purported lack of “blast processing”, Gail is attempting to rekindle the Great Console War of 1987-1995. The children of the 2020s have been blessed with console peace for the first time in generations and Gail is threatening that peace. Haven’t enough lives been lost? |
| Link to offending post: | https://bsky.app/profile/gailsimone.bsky.social/post/3m6rknr4gfk2x |