The 1-800-GAIL-BEAR 2022 ANNUAL REPORT is now available.
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #64
| Name (Optional): | Jim |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Boy, she was just mean about Gwen Stacy. Very mean indeed. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1582059009493721096 |
Report #63
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | I don’t know whether this is shenanegans or whether it’s mental image, but it’s a little of both and made me literally “GOD DAMMIT GAIL!” out loud so… Gail’s talking about monster dicks again. No no. Not like that. Like… monster… dicks. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1542146479376240646 |
Report #62
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | …. I’m just kind of scared, honestly. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1526845817880924161 |
Report #61
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | On the ‘JESUS CHRIST, GAIL!’ scale, this one’s pretty high. The *real* reason Shatner was pointing to the thing on the wing will haunt my dreams. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1523567886278664192 |
Report #60
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Video proof of her shenanegans was captured on a security camera! She even brought a friend to party! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/Storyful/status/1520055315646930944 |
Report #59
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s making me, and everyone else, debate over which is the most edible Muppet. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1517789494069526528 |
Report #58
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Not satisfied with tea, now she comes for the chocolate. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1514688475278184466 |
Report #57
| Name (Optional): | An Angry Quebecois |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | Yes |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has declared that jacket potatoes are nothing but lazy poutine, and I, a poutine-connoiseur, am deeply offended! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1514192714199314439 |
Report #56
| Violation Type: | Gail is telling stories again. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail apparently had a really… uh… bummer of a day. …. and it makes me very happy that there’s now a way to tag ‘Gail is telling stories’. Because there’s *NO OTHER WAY* to describe this word salad AI-generated confusing mess of thoughts that we all know of as Gail ‘Chaos’ Simone! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1513158382991028228 |