| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Not satisfied with tea, now she comes for the chocolate. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1514688475278184466 |
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #57
| Name (Optional): | An Angry Quebecois |
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | Yes |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail has declared that jacket potatoes are nothing but lazy poutine, and I, a poutine-connoiseur, am deeply offended! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1514192714199314439 |
Report #56
| Violation Type: | Gail is telling stories again. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail apparently had a really… uh… bummer of a day. …. and it makes me very happy that there’s now a way to tag ‘Gail is telling stories’. Because there’s *NO OTHER WAY* to describe this word salad AI-generated confusing mess of thoughts that we all know of as Gail ‘Chaos’ Simone! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1513158382991028228 |
Report #55
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She rewrote California Dreamin’ and Twitter is out for blood. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1511617315137196038 |
Report #54
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | No amount of brain bleach will scrub my mind clean from her shenanegans this time So it is with love(?) that I share the pain. Doctor Doom’s honeymoon pain. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1510726312138223617 |
Report #53
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s forcing me to imagine Smeagle’s… um…. Precious. … and repeatedly keeps making it worse. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1510266990996250632 |
Report #52
| Violation Type: | Gail is telling stories again. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Now that there is a place to document stories, I wish to display the one that terrified me more than any other she’s told, because I still flash back to it now and again! A pleasant story about a nice, lonely doll… |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1395312007566352388 |
Report #51
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She gave the most evil April Fool’s joke ever: saying that she won’t be trolling anyone! Whether it is fakey or true, it’s JUST PLAIN EVIL!(Of course it’s not true; she was talking about young Doc Oc’s proclivities in the very next tweet….) |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1509881673399209990 |
Report #50
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s asking for audience participation in figuring out the worst Newman’s Own product. The audience participation is the *most* painful part of it. AND SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1498239127157829633 |
Report #49
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | From the amount of flames she’s garnering on this one, she may be edging into another banger incident: she wondered if Tears For Fears had any other hits than Shout. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1497750330682994689 |