| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | I have been waiting. Waiting for the day I can actually click that option. AND NOW MY TIME IS COME AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1480887002476134401 |
Author: Jon Maki
Born and raised in the sparsely-populated Upper Peninsula of Michigan, Jon Maki developed an enduring love for comics at an early age.
Report #35
| Violation Type: | Gail is presenting information that seems fakey but might be a true. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She’s saying Con Air is the most plausible movie ever made. Which is patently false, yet…. I hate that Gail has said this, because it actually made me sit back and compare it to other movies. I … *think* she’s stirring up hijinx, but I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE AND IT HURTS ME A LITTLE. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1479338089868771329 |
Report #34
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She has inflicted the single worst burn I’ve ever seen, and God have mercy on this poor bastard’s soul. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1478771890894163969 |
Report #33
| Violation Type: | Gail has found a new and novel way to choose violence. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | SHE SAID THE CLASH IS A GRUNGE BAND!! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1478567500904161281?t=9qe7lT8HLpfIz0oYvIqqmw&s=19 |
Report #32
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail’s absolutely on a roll tonight. Now I must think about Namor’s testicles. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1478551125435375616 |
Report #31
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | She is forcing me to think of mental images of Juggalo-naut. And I can’t escape the images because people are drawing scary art! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1478421386536230913 |
Report #30
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | Yes |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | Yes, Cyclops |
| Detailed Description: | Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts |
Note that this violation report is tagged as “Uncorroborated,” as there is no supporting evidence of the reported Shenanigans.
This report entry will be updated if any supporting evidence is identified.
Report #29
| Name (Optional): | Cthulhu |
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | Yes |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Look, I’ve been asleep for eons and she wants to pull this? What did I ever do to her?! |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1477947972088254464 |
Report #28
| Violation Type: | Gail has caused you to think about something you do not wish to think about. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | Gail is pondering characters’ sex life again. And making me think images no human brain was meant to have. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1477925802578628608 |
Report #27
| Violation Type: | Gail is up to shenanigans. |
| If you selected that Gail is up to shenanigans, are they typical bear behaviors: | No |
| Does this violation involve tea/tea preparation: | No |
| Has Gail maligned your home country: | No |
| Has Gail entered into an unprovoked blood feud with you: | No |
| Does this violation involve Cyclops or Gambit: | No |
| Detailed Description: | This comic. Because while (as far as I know) Gail didn’t draw it, it…. pretty much sums everything up and should always be seen. |
| Link to offending tweet: | https://twitter.com/KalelData/status/1476023388737093632 |